August 2011
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When you accidentally make something rhyme.....
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girlsgotafacelikethebackofatruck:
Girl: I’m having heart surgery today. Boy: I know. Girl: I love you! Boy: I love you more, much more! …After surgery, when the girl woke up, only her father is next to her bed. Girl: Where is he? Father: You don’t know who gave you the heart? Girl: What? (She starts crying) Father: I’m just kidding, he needed a shit.
Yass!
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When two friends brag about what they did without...
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7:00am on a school day:
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5:00am on the weekends:
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When you finally understand Math.
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You can learn your talent, you can learn to motherfucking cartwheel, but you...
– Carmen Carrera
I love watching Drag Race.
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